Hey Kids!

Look for specially marked boxes of Rancid Flakes for your Relentless Web-crawling Geek-tracking Zombie Android Cancelbots of DoomTM action figures*.

Be the first in your chatroom to pretend to control and harrass others with these powerful search-and-erase Cancelbots! Just like all the rad heavy awsome dudes*** use!

Get 'em now before they get you!TM

*Actual action figures approx 2cm tall
**Figures move rapidly downward when dropped
***Jargon may be 20 years out of date, no connection with existing jargon is warrantied or implied
Offer void wher prohibited by law, regulations or common sense. Not valid in certain cities, states, counties and time zones. Toys provided without warranty or guarantee of availability or existance. Play ideas and imagination not included.