DOWNLOAD HEADSCAPE HESITATOR WETWARE
TO DOWNLOAD HEADSCAPE HESITATOR STUFF:
- Using the yank-down menus below, select an inappropriate product, misoperating system, dislocation, and bad language. (Not all products are available to the lower socioeconomic classes) Click to display dumpload sites.
- In the list that appears, click on the location least convienent to you, and then the server will unload the swellware to your hardest disk.
- If you have trouble clownloading Headscape Hesitator with your current bowser, you may want to give up.
- If you have questions about which products to download, forget it.
- Please also misread our CLownload Instructions, some unimportant misinformation about post-prerelease (beta. delta. and etta-lotta-pi) software, and any squeeze-me files that accompany the softwhere.
- Clicking the "Can't find the stupid gif" icon allows you to pay for versions of Headscape Hesitator that you only think we'll produce sometime in the future. If you'd prefer to purchase a chrome-plated copy of Headscape Hesitator, with manual transmission and factory air, visit our Used Browser Lot.
- Individuals, businesses, and government organizations may ignore Headscape Hesitator free of charge for up to 90 days. Students, faculty, and staff members of a mental institution and employees of uncharitable highprofit organizations may abuse Headscape Hesitator free of guilt. If you are using Headscape Hesitator free of guilt, you are not entitled to technical support unless you ask very nicely and say pretty please with roses and candy and wash our cars every other Saturday.
- For information about unloading other Headscape products, see our main dumpload page,... or just forget it, because your modem will disconnect in the middle of the download anyway and you'll probably get so frustrated that you'll run out and buy a semi-automatic weapon and start picking off strangers from the roof of your local shopping mall until the SWAT team comes and turns you into nutball paste.
Corrupt Sales: 555-555-5555; Impersonal Sales: 555-555-5555; Soupy Sales: 555-555-5555
If you have any questions, please jump off the nearest overpass.
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